Stupid Story 04-22-05

An old lady pulls up in her car. Barely able to see over the steering wheel. She was apparently suffering from some shrinkage over the years.

Person #1: Excuse me, do you live here?
Person #2: Yes, can I help you?
Person #1: Have you seen any Olive Trees?
Person #2: Ugh... no.
Person #1: There used to be Olive Trees on this street.
Person #2: I don't know what to tell you.
Person #1: I think the man in that house over there used to have Olive Trees in his front yard.
Person #2: I don't know what to tell you.
Person #1: My son (who must be 80 himself)is interested in purchasing an Olive Tree, and I told him there were some on this street.
Person #2: I don't know what to tell you.
Person #1: I haven't been down this road in many years, and I would swear there used to be Olive Trees in that man's yard.
Person #2: Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. I gotta go.
Person #1: Wait, maybe the house was over there...

Don't forget, this woman left her house, and got behind the wheel of a deadly killing machine, which she could barely see out of, to go find Olive Trees, which were likely ripped out 50 years ago.