Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Stupid Story 09-21-05

I walked through the lobby, and there were two kids (about 18) standing there with like Led Zeppelin T-Shirts and ripped jeans and a strong "give me another hit, dawg" slow paced accent. Oh, and don't forget the red eyes, too.

Person #1: Are you, like, hiring graphic artists for an internship.
Person #2: I wouldn't know. You would have to come back when everyone isn't at lunch.
Person #1: Oh...so....ugh... what do you guys do here, anyway?

Now, if they came in with a portfolio, collar shirt, and spoke clearly, maybe I would have sat down and given them some advice... dumb asses....

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

leave your petty advertising out of this

Anonymous said...

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or landed properties in your country on behalf of the
Director of Contracts and Finance Allocations of the
Federal Ministry of Works and Housing in Nigeria.

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position, he would want the transaction to be as
strictly confidential as possible. He further wants
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until the completion of the transaction. Hence our
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agree to act as our overseas agent in order to
actualize this transaction.

The deal, in brief, is that the funds with which we
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country is presently in a coded account at the
Nigerian Apex Bank (i.e. the Central Bank of Nigeria)
and we need your assistance to transfer the funds to
your country in a convenient bank account that will be
provided by you before we can put the funds into use in
your country. For this, you shall be
considered to have executed a contract for the Federal
Ministry of Works and Housing in Nigeria for which
payment should be effected to you by the Ministry, The
contract sum of which shall run into US$26.4 Million,
of which your share shall be 30% if you agree to be
our overseas agent.

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mentioned above is successfully transferred into your
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1. Your company name and address if any
2. Your personal fax number
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communication.

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after which we shall discuss in details the modalities
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Your quick response will be highly appreciated. Thank
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Yours faithfully,
BIBI LUCKY.

That One Girl said...

Wow... spam

What is the world coming to.

Looks like word verification time.

I guess in part I'm jealous beacuse I don't get spam on my blog.

Heh, okay, maybe not.

-=LRK=- said...

It won't let me edit the SPAM. All I can do is delete it... shame.

Anyway, yeah, I've been spammed. Guess I have made the big time.

That One Girl said...

That would be great if you could edit it. I did see an article somewhere about being able to edit comments on blogger, but, I don't know if that was just for the original poster or for the admin as well. If I can find the link again I'll post it for ya!

Anonymous said...

You have to admit my post was just plain funny... I couldnt stop giggling as I posted it.