Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Stupid Story 09-21-05

There was a new girl at Subway today, so I opted to bust her balls..

Person #1: Why do half the food containers have lids, but the other half don't have them?

While I certainly expected the usual low-pay employee responce of "*=-Der-=*", her comback was was quite unexpected.

Person #2: The FDA mandates that all meat products are covered to extend the life expectancy, whereas the other topings, such as tomato and peppers, can last much longer with the constant exposure to air, moisture, etc.


Ok, so, as long as only do what the goverment insists on, then another victory for minimalism.

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