Stupid Story 10-30-05

Not one, but two old ladies buying a 3-year $30 warrenty on a $60 phone. How do these salespeople sell this stuff with a straight face? They would both need to stick thier phones in the washing machine on a heavy spin cycle before this purchase made any sense.

Stupid Story 10-30-05

Scene: Two old ladies in Radio Shack looking at the remote controlled RoboRaptor.

Person #1: Hey, We could buy this and have some fun tonight!
Person #2: I would rather buy a bottle of wine.

Stupid Story 10-21-05

Person #1 (Distracted): Do you have a few minutes...umm...to come...
Person #2: Why yes, i'd love to!
Person #1: ...up here...
Person #2: Damn....

Stupid Story 10-20-05

I ordered Pizza tonight, and say I will pickup. When I get there, I see the pizza guy outside on the back steps, and a girl standing in the street. "Odd" I think, but I need my pizza. So I go inside and the guy comes back inside too, and closes the door behind him. She starts banging on the metal door. He grabs his soda and opens the door. He walks back outside and I hear "Splash!". She says "You just threw that at me!" and he says "Damn right you crazy Bitch." Then they fight some more and he comes back inside to finish making my pizza. The End.

Stupid Story 10-16-05

If you ever find yourself dealing with GMAC Mortgage, do yourself a favor, and run like hell. I have never, in all my days, come across another company that month by month find new and innovative ways to piss me off. I am not talking about once in a while. I am talking about 12 consecutive months of really getting under my skin, and each time, it's something new. For this month, they decided I can't pay online because they can't find my account. Yeah, and If I can't find my checkbook 1 minute late, I get whacked with a $30 late fee. So no wise-assed jokes about them not finding my account, so I don't owe them the money.

Stupid Story 10-16-05

So the guy in India says to me "Thank you for calling Microsoft, and have a nice day." As if I had a choice or even wanted to call Microsoft. I mean, like I REALLY wanted to call Microsoft's Manual Activation when their Automated Web Actication and Automated Phone Activation failed. I mean, I wanted to call them about as badly as I wanted to Quark and Adobe when both of their activations failed as well. I miss the old days when you buy software, enter in the serial, and the damn thing just worked.

Damn SPAM

I am REALLY getting pissed off at these Auto Spam Messgage Replies. I'll bet I only get 2 visitors, and the rest Bots.

Stupid Story 10-09-05

I went into an Apple store, and there were a bazillion people in there. There was a security guard. There were stacks of IPods behind the counter just ready to go. So, I was wondering, at what point did Apple become so damn popular? I remember when Microsoft gave them 50 million just to stay in business. What happened?

oh, and they had a 30" monitor too. I made a wet spot, right then and there. It was awesome.

Stupid Story 10-09-05

Sign On Store: No Pets Allowed Except For Seeing Eye Dogs

So, who was going to read this sign? The blind man, or the dog?

Stupid Story 10-02-05

Person #1: I've repaired your computer for you. I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news, is that your son has been downloading a lot of pornography lately, which directly led to all the pop-ups you have been experiencing. The good news, is that your son is perfectly straight, and will one day marry a very nice girl. Based on Explorer's History palette, she will likely be a hairy plumper...or a goat. Also, he seems to be heavily into german shitting sites, but likely, he is just being curious.

Stupid Picture 09-30-05

Person #1: We are all going to order some food. You want some?
Person #2: No thanks, it's almost lunchtime.
Person #1: Yeah... that's generally when we would order food.