Stupid Story 11-08-05

I went to Tampa, Florida for a business trip with my boss. He told me to meet him at his house at 4am. I was a good employee and was at his house for 3:30am to get an early start...... 4:03am I am calling his house and waking his lazy ass up out of bed. The humour of the story? Skip ahead 2 hours and we missed boarding the plane by approximately 3 minutes and they would not let us on. They said "We are the on-time airline". U-Huh... coming back we took off 25 minutes late, so you know I was early for that plane.