How I Charge
$195.00 - 3 hours for diagnostics and repairs
$75.00 - Purchased Software
$16.20 - Tax
$286.20 - Total
After Customer Complains
$100.00 - 1.5 hours for diagnostics and repairs
$75.00 - Purchased Software
$175.00 - Total
How I Should Have Charged
$1040.00 - 16 hours wasted running same useless anti-spyware software
$5.00 - After a moment of brilliance, devise way to trick spyware
$60.00 - Spend rest of hour re-running more tests
$65.00 - Stuck in morning traffic, twice, to return shitty computer
$25.00 - Listening to you complain on phone about how much it cost
$25.00 - Making my partner listen to you complain as well
$100.00 - Extra gas, electricity, and misc crap it cost me
$75.00 - Purchased Software that didn't work for shit anyway
$83.70 - Tax
$1478.70- Total
In case you were wondering, after splitting the money with my partner, I made a whopping $2.85 per hour to fix this cunts computer. As you can see, I had actually saved her money. What can I say, running these tests takes time. It wasn't my faunt that 7+ programs could not whipe the damn thing off the computer. You know, I am such a bitter, vindictive fuck, I am tempted to send her that bill. It's not like she will ever come back to us again anyway.
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