Person #1: How long did it take?
Person #2: 2 Hours and 75 minutes.
Person #1: ...umm...yeah.... how long is that?
Person #2: Almost 3 hours.
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Stupid Story 04-27-06
Person #1 (putting away dishes): Where does this bowl go?
Person #2: You don't know where that bowl goes?!?
Person #1: No, you moved stuff around.
Person #2: It goes in the same place it's gone for two years now. It just doesn't go where you want it to go.
Person #2: You don't know where that bowl goes?!?
Person #1: No, you moved stuff around.
Person #2: It goes in the same place it's gone for two years now. It just doesn't go where you want it to go.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Stupid Story 04-19-06
Person #1: Driving to Mexico is far. That's like driving to the other side of the world. That's where California is.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Stupid Story 04-13-06
Person #1: I'm pretty sure the average time for sex is 7 minutes.
Person #2: 7 mins is def not long enough. Anything less than an hour isn't good.
Person #3: Does that include dinner and the drive home?
Person #2: 7 mins is def not long enough. Anything less than an hour isn't good.
Person #3: Does that include dinner and the drive home?
Sunday, April 09, 2006
Stupid Story 04-09-06
Person #1: I had left my tripod in the car, so I had to go back and get it.
Person #2: I haven't used a tripod since Geography class.
Person #1: ...Blank Stare...
Person #2: C'mon... then what did we use in Geography class?
Person #1 ... a map...
Person #2: No, stop. We used a tripod didn't we?
Person #1: No, Geography used a map. Your thinking of Geometry.
Person #2: Yeah, Geometry! What's that thing we used?
Person #1: This is so going on the website... you do realize that... right?
Person #2: Stop making fun of me and help me! What was that thing called?
Person #1: It was a Protractor. Not a Tripod. One measures angles, the other holds a camera. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
Person #2: No breakfast for you. Your mean.
Person #2: I haven't used a tripod since Geography class.
Person #1: ...Blank Stare...
Person #2: C'mon... then what did we use in Geography class?
Person #1 ... a map...
Person #2: No, stop. We used a tripod didn't we?
Person #1: No, Geography used a map. Your thinking of Geometry.
Person #2: Yeah, Geometry! What's that thing we used?
Person #1: This is so going on the website... you do realize that... right?
Person #2: Stop making fun of me and help me! What was that thing called?
Person #1: It was a Protractor. Not a Tripod. One measures angles, the other holds a camera. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
Person #2: No breakfast for you. Your mean.
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Stupid Story 04-08-06
I don't normally notice this kinda stuff, but this weeks episode of Smallville was so filled with problems, it was hard NOT to notice:
Lana uses her Student ID to get into the Medical lab after hours. Not only would I doubt her History Major ID would let her into the Med Lab After Hours, but when she used the ID card, she was holding onto the black strip using it backwards.
Mid-Day, Clark is wearing a red jacket with a blue shirt. A few hours later, he is wearing a blue jacket with a red shirt. A few minutes later, he has on a blue jacket with a blue shirt. Lastly, a few days later, he is wearing the same blue jacket and same blue shirt.
Honestly, I don't think they are even trying anymore....
Lana uses her Student ID to get into the Medical lab after hours. Not only would I doubt her History Major ID would let her into the Med Lab After Hours, but when she used the ID card, she was holding onto the black strip using it backwards.
Mid-Day, Clark is wearing a red jacket with a blue shirt. A few hours later, he is wearing a blue jacket with a red shirt. A few minutes later, he has on a blue jacket with a blue shirt. Lastly, a few days later, he is wearing the same blue jacket and same blue shirt.
Honestly, I don't think they are even trying anymore....
New WebSite is Coming!
The new website is just moments away! It's Freakin' Awesome! Keep hitting the Refresh button and be the first to see it! Yup... any second now.....
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Stupid Picture 04-05-06
This just goes to prove that you can patent anything, and that we are willing to sue anyone over anything. This has to be one of the most assinine things I have heard all year.
Netflix on Tuesday sued rival Blockbuster for patent infringement, asking a federal judge in Northern California to shut down Blockbuster's 18-month-old online rental service and award Netflix damages, according to a copy of the filing.
Netflix, which was founded in 1999, holds two U.S. patents for its business methodology, which calls for subscribers to pay a monthly fee to select and rent DVDs from the company's Web site and to maintain a list of titles telling Netflix in which order to ship the films, according to the patents, which were included as exhibits in the lawsuit.
Netflix on Tuesday sued rival Blockbuster for patent infringement, asking a federal judge in Northern California to shut down Blockbuster's 18-month-old online rental service and award Netflix damages, according to a copy of the filing.
Netflix, which was founded in 1999, holds two U.S. patents for its business methodology, which calls for subscribers to pay a monthly fee to select and rent DVDs from the company's Web site and to maintain a list of titles telling Netflix in which order to ship the films, according to the patents, which were included as exhibits in the lawsuit.
Monday, April 03, 2006
Stupid Story 04-03-06
Forum Post #1: You could always have an intro page that gives users a link to use a modern day BBS.
This is being posted because "The Modern Day BBS" died out back in 1998. Honestly, I have missed it ever since.
This is being posted because "The Modern Day BBS" died out back in 1998. Honestly, I have missed it ever since.
Stupid Story 04-03-06
Forum Post #1: We have recently purchased the infamous SherpaMatic double sided
proofer, and we are experiencing problems on a daily basis. Confidence is slowly being eroded away.
Forum Post #2: We are looking for a SherpaMatic to augment our current installation. Please contact me off forum if you have one available.
Hey! I know someone who may have a unit available....
proofer, and we are experiencing problems on a daily basis. Confidence is slowly being eroded away.
Forum Post #2: We are looking for a SherpaMatic to augment our current installation. Please contact me off forum if you have one available.
Hey! I know someone who may have a unit available....
Sunday, April 02, 2006
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