Stupid Story 03-27-06

Person #1: I am going to retire in 56 months.
Person #2: 56 months? That's less than a year!

Stupid Story 03-21-06

Not my usual stupid exchance, but I found it amusing anyway. This is an email exchange from someone who was offering me to bid on a domian name similar to one I already have:

Person #1: I am the owner of www.Simplycomputers.com and am interested in selling it I was wondering who in your company I should speak to about this. Please forward this email to them or let me know their email and I will make contact myself thank you.

Person #2: While I am interested, I am a very small localized company without any real financial funding. So, I would only be able to offer a small amount for it.

Person #1: Well make your best offer I have several Simply Computers making offers.

Person #2: $100.00 ...did I win?

Person #1: I am sorry the highest offer I have had is $5000 Sorry

Person #2: Damn... I knew I should have offered $110.00

Stupid Picture 03-16-06

This is from a package currently being shippied to me via FedEx



For those who don't know, Wallingford is about 30 miles north of Stratford. I have no idea why they couldn't find me. I was right there. Duh...

WTF?!? 03-08-06

I haven't posted in a month and a half? Oh man, am I lazy. Anybody still left out there? Actually, I am busy pulling all of my websites together to host them from my own computer. This includes moving this site from Blogger onto my own server. Anyway, I'll be back. For those who actually bothered to show up, I'll throw this one at you. Sometimes it doesn't take more than one word to show someones true stupidity. This happened last month in New Jersey:

Person #1: Excuse me, do you have a smoking section?
Person #2: Why?

Why do you friggin' think? As if that wasn't bad enough, when #1 blankly walked away, #2 rolled her eyes as if #1 was the dumb one.