Stupid Screenshot 02-27-05

Stupid Story 02-26-05

Person #1: What is a Solar Eclipse?
Person #2: Well, that's when the moon passes in front of the Sun, and causes the sky to go dark.
Person #1: Oh.... but I thought the Sun and the Moon were the same planet.

Stupid Story 02-25-05

Person #1: I believe in the Atomic Bang Theory.
Person #2: Huh?
Person #1: You know, where everything was created when that bomb went off.

Stupid Story 02-24-05

Person #1: The client wants to change this color, they want more black in it, so it looks more maroon. I would like to get you to talk on the phone with them.
Person #2: How much black is black? Define the color of maroon. I need an exact value.
Person #1: That's why I want you to talk to them, so you can find out.
Person #2: Tell them to pick a Pantone color they like and give it to the printer. You don't need me to talk with your client just to pick a color from the Pantone book.
Person #1: Uh-Huh... right. I'll go give them a call.
Person #2: -::You've been here over a year. If I am really going to do your job for you, I should be paid your salery too.::-

Stupid Story 02-23-05

Person #1: I placed an InDesign CS file on your FTP site.
Person #2: I am on the FTP site right now, and all I see is one InDesign File.

Stupid Story 02-18-05

Person #1: Will we be getting the missing art in today?
Person #2: No, there is art still missing.

Just 3 A Day

The way we figure it, if we could kill just *3* stupid people a day, we would not have nearly as many hassles in our lives. Sure, it sounds cruel.... but it's really just Darwinism.